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Plough Jagg's Play : Bassingham - 1952 |
Cropwell, Notts. Ploughboys' Play - 1890 |
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in comes i bold tom a brave and brisk young fellow
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in comes i bold tom a brisk and lively young fellow
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i ve come to taste of your beef and ale they say it s ripe and mellow
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i have come to taste of your best beef and ale they tell me it is so ripe and mellow
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good evening ladies and gents all
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good evening ladies and gentlemen all
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it s plough week as makes thomas so bold as to call
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it s plough monday to night that makes tom so bold as to call
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and i hope you won t be offended at what few words i ve got to say
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but don t take in all i have got to say
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because there s a few more chaps coming on the way
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there s plenty more lads and lasses on the way
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some can dance and some can sing
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some can dance and some can sing
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with your consent they shall come in
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by your consent they shall come in
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oakum pokum france and spain
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oking poking france and spain
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in comes the sergeant all the same
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the recruiting sergeant just the same
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in come i the recruiting sergeant i have arrived here just now
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in come i the recruiting sergeant i have just arrived at here
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i ve had orders from the king to enlist all men that follow cart horse or plough
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i have orders from the queen to enlist all jolly fellows that follow horse cart or plough
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tinkers tailers peddlers nailers all the more to my advance
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tinkers tailors pedlars nailers all to my advance
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the more i hear the fiddle play the better i can dance |
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faith lad do think a fool came to see thee dance |
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i can either dance sing or say
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faith can thee dance i can dance sing or say
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if you are going to dance i shall soon run away
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if you begin to dance i soon shall march away
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good people pay attention and listen to my song |
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i ll tell you of a pretty fair maid before the time is long |
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i m almost broken hearted the truth i do declare |
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since love has so enticed me and drawn me in a snare |
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cheer up young man don t die in despair |
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perhaps in a short time the lady will be here |
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behold the lady bright and gay good fortune and sweet charms
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behold the lady bright and gay good fortune and sweet charms
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how scornfully i ve been thrown away right out of my true lover s arms
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how scornfully i have been thrown away right out of my true love s arms
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he swears if i don t wed with him as you will understand
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he swears if i don t wed with him which you will understand
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he ll enlist for a soldier and go to some foreign land
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he ll enlist him for a soldier and go into some foreign land
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come all ye lad s that s bound for listing
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come all ye lads that has a mind
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enlist and do not be afraid
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for enlisting and do not be afraid
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you shall have all kinds of liquors
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you shall have all kinds of liquors
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likewise kiss the pretty fair maid
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likewise kiss the pretty maid
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thank you kind sergeant i like your offer time away will quickly pass
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thank you kind sergeant for your offer if i stay longer i may fare worse
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dash my wig if i ll wait any longer gere for a proud and saucy lass
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dash my wig if i will grieve any longer for this proud and saucy lass
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ten bright guineas shall be your bounty if along with me you ll go |
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your hat shall be well trimmed with ribbons |
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and we will cut a gallant show |
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thank you kind sergeant i like you better if i stay longer i may fare worse |
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dash my wig if i will grieve any longer here for a proud and saucy lass
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dash my wig if i will grieve any longer for this proud and saucy lass
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are you free hearted and willing
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are you free hearted and willing young man
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yes |
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then in your hand i place this shilling
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in your hand i place this shilling
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and since my love has enlisted and joined the volunteers
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since my love is listed and entered volunteer
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i do not mean to sigh for him nor yet to shed a tear
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i neither mean to sigh for him nor shed one tear
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i ve got another sweetheart and with him i will go |
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madam i ve got gold and silver |
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madam i ve got home and land |
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madam i ve got rings and jewels |
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and they stand at your command |
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what care i for your rings and jewels |
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what care i for your house and land |
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what care i for your gold and silver |
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when all i want is a handsome man |
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a handsome man will not maintain you beauty it will fade away |
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like a rose that blooms in summer and in winter will decay |
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well dost thou love me my pretty fair maid
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dost thou love me my pretty fair maid
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yes tommy to my sorrow
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yes tommy to my sorrow
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when shall be our wedding day
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when shall be our wedding day
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tommy love to morrow
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tommy love to morrow
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to my ran too roolem roolem ray |
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and we will get wed to morrow
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and tommy love to morrow
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here stop all this hip skip jigging about |
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i want to ask a few of you skip me jacks and skip me dolls |
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to me and my wife s wedding |
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what you like best you had better bring |
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what we like best we are going to have |
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what s that tommy |
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a leg of a lark and a louse roasted |
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a round off a farthing loaf and a thumping toast |
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edge about boys there s a wedding on to morrow |
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in comes i the farmer s man
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in comes i the farmer s man
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don t you see my whip in hand
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don t you see my capping hand
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i go forth and plough my master s land
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i go forth and plough the master s land
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and turn it upside down
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and turn it upside down
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straight i go from end to end
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how i straight i go from end to end
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neither make a baulk or bend
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i scarcely make a baulk or bend
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and to my horses i attend
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and to my horses i attend
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as i go marching round the end
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as they go marching round the end
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gee back whoa
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hov ve gee wo
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in comes i old hopper joe
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in comes i old hopper joe
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i can either plough reap sow or mow
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i can either plough sow reap or mow
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i hope the master will bestow
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and i hope the master will bestow
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all he can afford us
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all he can afford us in our hopper o
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in comes i old dame jane with a neck as long as any old crane
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in comes i old dame jane with a neck as long as a crane
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dib dab over yon high meadows
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dib dab over the meadow
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once i was a blooming maid but now a darned old widow
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once i was a blooming maid now i am a downright old widow
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long have i sought thee now have i caught thee
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long time i have sought thee and now i have caught thee
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here tommy take to the baby
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tommy take the child
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baby jenny
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the child jane
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none of mine
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it s none of mine
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who sent you here with it
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who told you bring it here
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the overseers of the parish said i was to take it to the biggest fool i could find
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the overseer of the parish told me to bring it to the biggest fool i could find
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and i think you be him
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and i think you be him
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for his eyes nose mouth and chin |
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are as much like you as ever it can grin
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is as much like you as ever it can grin
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take it and swear it to the parish pump you saucy old jade
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take it and swear it to the town pump old rag bag
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in comes i belzebub
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in comes i beelzebub
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on my shoulder i carry my club
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on my shoulder i carry my club
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in my hand a whit leather frying pan
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in my hand a wet leather frying pan
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don t you think i m a funny old man
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don t you think i m a funny old man
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is there any old woman here as can stand before me
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is there any old woman that can stand afore me
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yes me |
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for my head is made of iron my body made of steel
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1. my head is made of iron my body made of steel
2. if your head is made of iron your body made of steel
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my hands and feet of knuckle bones and no man can make me feel
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my hands and feet of knuckle bone i think nobody can make me feel
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if your head is made of iron and your body made of steel
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1. my head is made of iron my body made of steel
2. if your head is made of iron your body made of steel
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and your shins are made of knuckle bones i can make me feel |
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i will bash you slash you as small as flies |
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send you to jamaica to make mince pies |
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belzebub belzebub look what you ve done
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oh beelzey oh beelzey what hast thou done
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killed poor old dame jane and lamed her son
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thou hast kilt the old woman and limted her son
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five pounds for a doctor
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five pounds for a doctor
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ten to stop away
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ten to stop away
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fifteen to come in a case like this and he must come
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fifteen to come in
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whoa boy hold my horse he s only a donkey
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wo my lad take hold of my donkey
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hold him by the tail and mind he don t kick you
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and mind he does not kick you
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and i ll show you the rusty side of a brass ha penny when i come out again |
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in comes i the doctor
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in comes i the doctor
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what you a doctor
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you the doctor
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yes me a doctor
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yes me the doctor
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and how came you to be a doctor
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how came you to be the doctor
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i travelled for it
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by my travels
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and where did you travel
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where have you travelled
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england ireland france and spain |
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and back to doctor old england again
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back again to doctor old england
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what pains can you cure
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what diseases can you cure
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ippsy pipsy palsy and the gout
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the hipsy pipsy palsy and the gout
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pains within and pains without
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aches within aches without
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set a tooth draw a leg
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draw a leg set a tooth
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cure a pain at the back of the head |
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is them all the great cures you can do |
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no
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no
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once i went a fifty two mile ride yon side of york
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when i was down in yorkshire
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to cure old mother cork |
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she tumbled upstairs with an empty tea pot full of flour
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my old grandmother tumbled upstairs with an empty teapot full of flour
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grazed her skin bone
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and grazed her shin bone
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and made her stocking top bleed
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and made her stocking leg bleed
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i cured that
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and i cured that
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you seem a very clever doctor
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you the doctor
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you had better try your skill
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you better try a little of your skill
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thank you sir and so i will |
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this old woman s very low
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she is in a very low way
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and she will not get a deal lower unless i dig a hole under her
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she will not get a deal lower without there is a hole dug for her
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she s been trying this new experiment |
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what s that doctor |
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she s been living on green boiled tatey tops
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she has been living on green potato tops
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for three weeks without water
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a fortnight without water
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and trying to cut her throat with a wooden iron rolling pin |
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accidentally done on purpose |
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she has also swallowed a donkey and cart and the wheels won t go round
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she has swallowed a donkey and cart and can t digest the wheels
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but never mind |
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inside my trousers breeches waistcoat pocket lining pocket |
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i ve got a box of pills |
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these pills are persian pills |
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i should give one in the morning
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one drop in a morning two at night
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and two at night
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you must take one in the morning two at night
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and the box at dinner time
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and swallow the bottle at dinner time
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if the pills don t digest the box will |
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i ll give her a little of my whiff waff |
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and let it run down her tiff taff |
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and it ll heal her wounds and cleanse her blood |
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and do the old soul a lot of good |
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this old woman s not dead she s only in a trance
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this old girl is not really dead she is in a trance
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so raise her up and let her dance
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so raise her up and let her dance
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if she can dance we can sing
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if she can t dance we can sing
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so raise her up and let s begin
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so raise her up and let s begin
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good master and good mistress as you sit round your fire
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good master and good mistress as you sit round your fire
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remember us poor plough boys who plough through mud and mire
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remember us poor plough lads that plough through mud and mire
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the mire it is so very deep the water is so clear |
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we thank you for your christmas box and a jug of your best beer
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we thank you for a christmas box and a pitcher of your best beer
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here hold on about your pitchers of beer |
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i see nothing in the old hopper yet |
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what do you want to see in the old hopper joe |
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pork pie and mince pie |
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i m easy as hungry as you are dry |
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take the old hopper round and see what the good folks will give thee |
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you are the biggest fool you may go round yourself |
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you see our song is ended |
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you see our fool has gone |
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we re making it our business to follow him along |
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we thank you for civility and what you gave us here
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we thank you for civility and what you gave us here
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we wish you all a very good night and another happy new year
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we wish you all good night and another happy year
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